PA-UL!!! I’ve got it!!!
I wasted your time with my other posts, time which you’ll never get back again, but I really think I got your idea nailed now. Fry off Futurama is my kind of guy. An average goober, not the smoothest with the ladies, not rich or handsome, not smart or tough, but I’m a good cunt deep down and somehow I ended up with some cool friends and chicks over the years. Put me 1,000 years in the future and that guy with the rude robot friend, crush on the weird alien chick and intergalactic delivery job is your ol’ buddy Bucho.
Aw crap, you said movie. I guess it’s someone like Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski but with a bit more ambition. Maybe more like a white-boy version of Max from Collateral. Dammit I’m a movie dork, I should be able to do better than this.
Why because 75% of what comes out of my moulth is funny even when im not trying.
You need to leave more voicemails Justin, bring it on bro.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.