the Armez dictionary defines medicine as: “Crack. In all of its forms”
Does that include butt crack?
Medicine for me is boobies.
If you’re feeling depressed, look at boobies, you’ll feel a lot better.
If you’ve got a cold and feel like you should be carried around on a stretcher by four chanting monks, look at boobies, it’ll get your blood circulating.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.