Dammit, Rob. If you’re going to bring rational thought and reason into an otherwise unstructured rant, well, that just takes all the fun out of it.
Of note: I called the manager today (after reading Rob’s post) and it turns out that was the case. Told me he could “hook a brother up” (I swear he said that, and he was a white guy!) and give me a few movie passes.
How you get to be a manager somewhere before finishing your senior year of high school is beyond me.