I can honestly verify, since I was there for the fun, that everything Bing said was true. The nurse was a bit of a bitch. I do remember this bit of dialog:
Bing: I’m in pain. I need something for the pain.
Nurse Ratchet: You’re in pain?
Bing: Yes, yes I am in pain. Please give me something.
Nurse Ratchet: We’ve already given you something.
Bing: That was about 30 minutes ago and they have had no effect on me whatsoever. Please, can you give me something for the pain.
Nurse Ratchet: How do you know it’s not working?
Bing: (Pause, with a look of sheer something or another) How do I know that it’s not working?
Nurse Ratchet: Yes.
Bing: Because I still feel a shitload of pain.
No lie, I would never want to go there. Ever.