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Frank
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I can honestly verify, since I was there for the fun, that everything Bing said was true. The nurse was a bit of a bitch. I do remember this bit of dialog:

Bing: I’m in pain. I need something for the pain.

Nurse Ratchet: You’re in pain?

Bing: Yes, yes I am in pain. Please give me something.

Nurse Ratchet: We’ve already given you something.

Bing: That was about 30 minutes ago and they have had no effect on me whatsoever. Please, can you give me something for the pain.

Nurse Ratchet: How do you know it’s not working?

Bing: (Pause, with a look of sheer something or another) How do I know that it’s not working?

Nurse Ratchet: Yes.

Bing: Because I still feel a shitload of pain.

No lie, I would never want to go there. Ever.