liquid ass-lava is never cool. The worst are the ones that feel like they may be farts…tempting you to let them out only to betray you with the silky slickness of failure and fear.
Rob…I know you aren’t going to listen, but I will attempt to spare you some suffering this one time.
Fiber in your diet will help to “firm-up” the poo.
One dose of a fiber supplement in the AM will help….(Metamucil, fiber-con, etc)
Or you could keep up the Fusion Farts.
pleasuring and pooing???