Frank is likely reffering to “The Skipper” A New Zealand dance originating in 1777 where young males were fed a steady diet of peppers and tuna fish for 7 days straight.
At the end of the seven days each male (who, as a right of passage, had not been allowed the use of a toilet for the seven days) would race to the end of a long line of topless fat women to defecate on the chest of a well-endowed young virgin.
Seeing as how it is damn near impossible to run with a colon full of tuna peppers most participants would do the NZ national dance “the skip” to the finish line. The winner would be named King of NZ and would have the honor of naming the poor smuck who had to clean the poo off the beautiful virgin.
The practice was abolished in the 1950’s after one contestant (Budda T. Buchabettermint) suffered an ass explosion and coated the entire crowd in what one reporter termed “A gigantic sticky wave of tuna embedded pepper spray”…..the event is commemorated by serving tuna fish lifesavers at Christmas
……the family of said contestant still holds high office in NZ government today*…
*Chapter 54 “Why New Zealand can never be nuclear”
Bing’s Book of Better Bullshit, c.1997