How long do we have to wait until we can buy the action figures and pillowcases?
I wish. That would be this shit. You could totally market them to anyone, including kids, because they’d look like cute plush toys and it’s one of those things where the kids wouldn’t really understand the premise in that really harmless way. Or you could buy one them for your girlfriend and she’d love you forever.
…that third panel still makes me chuckle, by the way.