1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.
Chameleon, I could change into anything or anyone. Look like a Hollywood type and have chicks falling over themselves to get me in the sack, or some female hottie and spend a few hours in the bathroom with a mirror and………ah, right…next question.
2/ You have a super hero weakness.
Hydrophobia?????, well that’s me screwed next time I go for a pee and have to cower in a corner, or pee in the sponge and wring it out in the toilet.
3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.
Trying to act all sophisticated and shave with a cut-throat razor, only barbers should be allowed to weild those things. The first stroke of the razor had the same effect as planing a piece of wood…………….A curl of skin on the blade and a stinging path of raw flesh on my cheek, still looking on the bright side it could’nt really get much closer that that.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.