Two guys find a genie bottle and a genie pops out and says
“Thanks for rescuing me, you each get three wishes…but whatever one of you asks for the other will receive twicefold”
guy 1 says he wants a million dollars and he gets it………. guy 2 gets 2 million
guy 1 says he wants to give it all to charity……guy 2 loses all his savings and retirement.
guy 1 says he wants his only son to live a long and healthy life……guy 2 loses his 3 daughters.
guy 2 asks for a diet coke….guy 1 gets 2 sodas
guy 2 asks for a smoke….guy 1 gets 2 cigs.
guy 2 asks to be beaten half to death……