Every time he shows back up on the forums you go all lovey-dovey and forget that he’s only going to leave again for months at a time, like he always does. He may be one of the coolest, most talented and hilarious human beings who ever sat or stood before a microphone but he’ll only leave us again soon, like he always does, for months at a time. Months that would be so cold and dark were it not for the warmth and generosity of Bryan and Robbie’s fires.
That’s right Jerry, I’m on to you. You may be able to play fast and loose with Bing’s heart, but not mine.
Oh shit, who am I kidding, I can’t stay mad at you, I freakin love you too you magnificent bastard.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.