I fucked her so hard,
I made her a tard
Oh, Susie Q
She stroked her man meat
and left a big o’ stain on my sheet
Oh, Susie Q
Her penis was bright orange
and she smashed mine in a door-hinge
Oh, Susie Q
Her penis was kinda burned
and why the fuck am I fuck am I still fucking her?
Oh, Susie Q