aardvark: Fucked up looking ant-eater type critter with armoured shell.
aayy: Greeting used by mentally unstable fans of SwitchedOn podcast.
abacus: Counting thing with things that slide on things.
I love it.
Bucho you could start a thread with SOS definitions for dictionary items.
Platypus: Proof that God does have a sense of humour.
Porcupine: Spikey overgrown rat that has sex infrequently and very, very carefully.
Pork: Babe 3, Pig in a pickle.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.