I know dude, it’s getting out of hand. When they were just normal rats they were bad enough, nibbling away on wires and cables and testicles, but now they’re demons they’re almost impossible to stop, they’re amok and they’re gaining momentum. Normal traps don’t work at all so I always end up trying to throw them into the airlock so I can flush them out into space but they’re like Japanese Zeroes, you shoot one down and two more come at you out of the sun. Frikken demonrats.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.