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The new intro is awesome. Hearing it in 100 part 3 was cool but hearing it out in front like this gives it more power.

“I like being fucked by aliens and probed over and over quite a bit.”

I’ve heard music made from the sounds of someones ass before except it wasn’t the kind of machine Bryan was talking about, it was Michael Bolton (rimshot).

Pussy is one of my favourite words. Iggy Pop’s Pussy Walk is one of the greatest songs ever written. The word that makes me feel like I’m in a porno is “action”. Friggin flashbacks.

Hearing Rob’s story about his ma and sis in-laws theories on the end of the world I was imagining his expression, that would have been hilarious. He’s thinking, “faaaark dude”, but he’s trying not to show it. I wonder if they were just fucking with you though. Like the whole time they’ve got this scam to make you believe they are the way they are and when you’re gone they’re like, “did you see the expression on his face,” slapping their knees and laughing their asses off. “I had to pinch myself to stop from bursting out laughing.”

Wait a minute … why have the crickets all gone quiet … ?

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