These conversations you have, like with the imaginary parakeet, they’re fucking awesome Rob. The serious, insistent tone you have in them cracks me up so much. And yeah, you insult other drivers hilariously too, I don’t know if I mentioned that one before.
I hear you 100% on when you say you try not to be one of the drones who’s only capable of mindless smalltalk, whether at a retail shop or at work. It makes you feel just a little more human when you engage someone, step out of the routine, the social norms of interaction, for even 10 seconds while they bag your groceries or deliver a pack of timber or pat you down for weapons or whatever.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.