I forgot to say, the reason my delivery of the line is so spot on is because I wanted to make sure you knew that there’s an actor out there you can trust to deliver the lines you’re writing in your screenplay. No, not Nathan Fillion, I’m talking about me, Bucho.
You get the screenplay done, then I’ll get cast in the lead opposite Eva Mendes and the studio will fly me out to the grand old US of A. Then we get Octavious in to do sound design and Bing to be my secretary and all them other regular vagrants and good bastards to help oil up the inevitable bikini hoes and we can do that meet-up good and proper for a few months.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.