I can honestly say that I’ve never had a gay streak in my body. I do wear fanny packs. I’ve even said out loud in a mall that a guy ahead of me has a hot ass. And sure, I wear bright colors and every now and then let guys look at me while I’m undressing, but, well…that doesn’t make me gay.
No, really, the use of the anal regions in my jokes is usually a lack of any real creativity.