Let’s see … what are some of the ones I remember while living in Texas? Sangwich was one, cereals was another. For me, though, it’s when people use certain words, like “Anyways.” It’s not FUCKING plural. Oh, oh! And the new thing that pisses me off at work is when I’m having an argument with a coworker and I get, “Pfft, whatever,” and they walk away. I want to take my desk calendar and kill them. That’s right, death by paper cut. Then, I’d pour that alcohol-laced hand cleaner all over the cuts for good measure. I have to deal with so many fuckwads every single day I’m at work. I finally got pissed off at my boss the other day when he asked me why there was a mistake in a story and I didn’t catch it. My response?
“I can’t catch ALL of your mistakes. Some are bound to slip through the cracks eventually.”
Yeah, I got a nice talking to after that one, but what the fuck? I’m looking for a new job anyway so they can all blow me.