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Bucho
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Newman wrote:
Its mainly because Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom…dam them to hell.

It’s also because of inflation. Every year it costs a little more to go see these movies so the box office of this movie compared to the greatest movie of all time JAWS doesn’t really tell you how many people saw each one. It definitely is too long, over 150 minutes of pretty much mindless action. Orlando and Kiera are crap again but the bad guys are awesome, especially Davy Jones’ octopus head. Jack Sparrow, you either love him or hate him I guess, in this one he started out a bit lame but comes good after the first third. The movie around him has a curious lack of momentum.

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