No way Bryan, Depp was perfect for once. Basing him on the coolest man in history (apart from Ghengis KHAAAAAN) was inspired, it was those pretty actbots Orlando and Kiera that dragged it down. If Kiera shows some more skin it’ll help her get more cred in my book. And if Orlando dies in the first two minutes he’ll get more cred. In my cred book which I carry at all times.
“Kudos to Disney for creating a movie that stars a man without a perfect moral stance, and with plenty of love for “the drink”
Fuckin A Joblo.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.