I broke my fourth toe when I was about 12 but no martial arts involved. Me and some mates had a stash of porn mags halfway up this cliff and I was at the bottom ready to go up when one of the others knocked a rock down and I wasn’t watching so it landed on my toe. I still can’t bend it to this day.
And they say that on dark moonless nights you can still hear my toe out on the beach at the bottom of the cliff howling at the non-existent moon.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.