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Bucho
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Version3 wrote:
I haven’t seen any of them. I gotta say, with real porn out there being filmed with it’s purpose in mind, I just don’t care about seeing a camera set up in the corner, while I hear the air conditioner kick on and off and people that are generally overrated show you the wrong angle on all of the action… so I’ve never bothered.

Who guessed that would be my view on it? 😀

I don’t want to be the other killjoy but I got the same angle. Seems like the celebrity girls that are sexy to me are too smart and classy to let it go down like that. The only Paris Hilton home video I want to see is if she gets mauled by bears or stingrays.

Besides, if a Catherine Zeta Jones tape ever did come out it would presumably also have Michael Douglas in it and I just don’t need my screen filled with that wrinkly ass. Or his behind for that matter. Wokka wokka.

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