Big Fish made everyone in the movies cry and then when they left no one could see how to drive and they all ran over babies in the parking lot.
And what about Porno Movies?
And Snuff Films?
Now gimme a large buttered popcorn and don’t skimp on the butter, a pack of Reese’s and a small diet coke. Also if I hear any talking during the movie I am gonna turn into “that guy”…
My personal favorites were the crap info-edu-docu-public service films in school….. you know those cheap 1970’s films with crap sound and everything was slightly yellow. I think there was one guy who voiced every damn one of them.