Dude, you shouldn’t have to deal with this shit. Start wearing a T-Shirt that says “Enforce Traffic Laws” that way when you get hit your folks will get mega-super bucks and can buy you the best bubble in Bubbleboy Mart.
Or just lay in the street and scream…if you keep the act up you could be on Oprah or someshit and plug SOS.
Then Bryan could sell the back catalog and buy those 5 new houses he will live in next month.
NBLIANGW