Since a!c0#0! is forbidden in Utah, ( I’m not even allowed to type the word) my first stop was the bar.
Bsherrod had bummed a ride from Bucho and they were just parking his kangaroo outside when we recognized each other. You know the rest.
A word to the wize. Beware of the drop bear when visiting NZ.
Mike has been on a Soma holiday for the past few months. We, behind the Zion Curtain, can neither confirm nor deny Mike’s allegations of his own alcoholic oppression, or that of the State of Utah upon him.
Having reviewed Mike’s statements, however, I must stress that rarely a day passes without substances “enhancing” Mike’s every word. By this, I do in fact mean that Mike dreams of becoming the world’s first abortion doctor specializing in the “one gloved hand” method, currently employed by noone.
Yes, Mike did take that detour to New Zealand. Did he need to? The truth is that he desperately needs to speak his native language, Maori. That is the only language spoken in his home, and is, to this day the only language he will speak at the DMV.