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wokendream wrote:
Woo Hoo masturbation month!!! Anyone know of any sales on batteries?

imagine a cheesy used car lot voice-over

Come on down to Bing’s Battery Emporium! Our prices are so low they’re shocking the competition!
We’ve got batteries for the pocket pen pals, the sex party penetrator, the porn star bat, we even carry custom size batteries for the “Paris Hilton Eiffel Tower special edition horse fucker”!

If you’ve got the desire then we’ve got the battery for you! So come on down to 125 switched on lane and see our amazing selection! Remember…when your man can’t hang, let Bing’s batteries give you the bang.