As with last time, I’ll be updating everyone on his condition as time goes by. He’ll be in the hospital for a couple of days (bossing people around, pressing the morphine drip every 30 seconds, that sort of thing).
Only every 30 seconds!
Hell, I’d keep my finger on the button, why waste the opportunity.
As for the hot nurses, see above (or press their buttons when the opportunity arrises).
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.