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Dear Todd,

It has been a lifelong dream of mine to work in Dallas as a sales rep and I would give almost anything on God’s green Earth to be the one chosen to assume the role in your office.

Regretfully after researching you online I feel that the strength of the attraction I have developed towards you during that research precludes me from being able to feel I could perform in a completely professional manner when I am in your presence. Even were my eyes never to meet yours I would be unable to quash the desire that would well up in me like a tsunami of passion at the merest hint of your musk or the firm yet soothing tone of your voice. Such desire would render me all but helpless and, as such, less than capable of fulfilling my duties as prescribed.

All the luck in the world for your future endeavours,
Regretfully yours forever,
Annie McNippletits.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.