Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Two Dollars! I’ll pay two dollars for it!!
Awfuggit, I’ma getsh ye shome cash from mah pocket right shere…
The Spring 1994 cover of Sexy Nasal Drippings Magazine
AAYY!! Are you sure this enema will help me quit smoking?
An unusual weather event in SC today as 99% of Frank’s dandruff was blown off in a freak windstorm
Damn right ladies….a scale model of my manhood…..
Frank: “Dude to get the chicks you gotta wear the dogtags and say things like…..There weren’t no way we was getting out alive”
Bing:” You wanna go makeout?”
Frank: “How did my ass get numb?”