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She’s been under the microscope damn near her whole life. She’s young, attractive, and famous. She looses weight and the media jumps on it, she gains a few too many pounds and the media jumps on it. Perfect recipe for some serious mental issues. I don’t have the obsession that my man Rob does for her (I’m a Starbuck man myself). But if I was under that scrutiny then I would probably be even more fucked up….assuming its true.

*disclaimer*
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed…unless she wanted to do it on the floor

…Now don’t get me wrongo (sorry couldn’t resist). I’m all for the famous hitting rock bottom, nothing would please me more than a headline reading “Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes die onboard DC-8 when it crashes into a volcano”
(apologies to the Scientologist out there for desecrating the volcano, the DC-8, and Tom Cruise….)

those of you interested should spend 5 minutes on wikipedia…those more interested should be afraid

But as usual, I digress

Lohan is too easy a target for those of us looking for a failure story in H’wood….we should be focusing our attention on those that really deserve to fall. As annoying as she is to her haters…there are more worthy targets my friends.

….Oprah anyone?

-Spreading the non gay hate

-bing

…oh…and Rob for Prez