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Yeah, Eva Longoria pisses me off, too, but I’m also not a fan of Eva Mendes, either. She can’t act. At all. Period. When I see her on TV or in a movie I want to punch myself in the cock. Like, literally punch myself all about the cock. And it also makes me want to punch other people in the cock. She also makes me want to punch women directly in the vagina. I wonder if boxing a vagina’s like boxing someone’s ears.

Eva Green can be really hot sometimes. And what a rack!

I’ve never understood the fascination with Teri Hatcher, either. It’s like you take a somewhat attractive woman, and then vomit all over her. I bet she smells like that, too.

I might get flamed for this one, but I’m not that big of a fan of Jessica Alba. Another one that can’t act at all, and she’s like, a 7.5. To me, to be really hot, you gotta look better than chicks that do porn, and while I’ll agree that she’s kinda hot, I’ve seen hotter porn actresses, so yeah, a win in Rob’s column.