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Bucho
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I love to look at Jessica Alba but she’s as dumb as a sack of bricks so as soon as she gets to talking someone should put something in her mouth to stop her. And that someone should be me. And that something should be …

… sufficient to stop her talking.

Eva Mendes isn’t remarkably prettier than the average Hollywood chick but she is pretty, and what makes her hot to me is she looks like she’s a very naughty girl. Like a high class call girl. When it comes down to it that’s one of my types. And Gods-willing, one day I’ll be able to afford that type.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.