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Bucho
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rob wrote:
I hope she doesn’t ask me to go to lunch with her, because this is how it’d go.

Quote:
Girl: Hey, do you want to go to lunch with me today?

Rob: Where would we eat?

Girl: We could eat anywhere you like. Are you hungry?

Rob: Yeah, I’m hungry.

Girl: Do you like… …tacos?

Rob: Wow, I could eat tacos all day long. And all night for that matter…

Girl: Okay, let’s go.

Rob: So Taco Bell, yeah? I’m getting a number 4! With no fuckin’ lettuce!

Girl: Um…okay…

Yeah, you can say it. I’m a stud.

The part where she giggles is hot.

Wait … is “tacos” Texas slang for … ? Oh sheeit … You are a stud dawg …

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.