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Yeah, well, I’m 30 and overweight — getting hit on by a cute chick is not an everyday thing for me anymore…

But she’s probably, what…21? Maybe? Yeah. Really cute. Tight little thing, like, probably 115 pounds, C cup, maybe…

It’s strange how exponentially hotter someone gets when they hit on you, you know? Because before yesterday, I really didn’t give her a second thought — cute chick working at that store, sure.

You know, maybe my radar’s just all fucked up because I’m married. Maybe other chicks are hitting on me but my wife installed a vibe blocker or some shit. I don’t know…