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I think I’ve only seen three Selma Blair movies, Legally Blonde, Cruel Intentions and Hellboy, and every time I’ve wanted to take her home and bone her. I’m attracted to her imperfections and poutiness, like – “Oh you’re a pouty little bitch aren’t you … you need a rough’n’ready NZ boy to pound some love into you the hard way don’t you baby …”

I haven’t seen her lately but I have a thing for older women (not too much older but under 40 is fair game) so that probably hasn’t changed, especially if those make up artists are still doing it right. I liked Hellboy in a seven out of ten sort of way but I’ll wait for the dvd on this one.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.