In high school, it was all about Kathy Ireland. I had a Kathy Ireland shrine in my bedroom. After high school came my rebel/pot/drinking days, and I had more women than an Arabian prince. Then I got married, and Lindsay came out of nowhere. I think it’s the fantasy thing — since I couldn’t get laid in high school (probably because I was just too nice, and confidence was definitely a factor) I focused on someone else. I think Lindsay has been such a focus lately because I’ve been with the same woman for 8 years — I’m not saying I’m not happy, but I think naturally we men want more than one.
I sound like a horrible person. And I really didn’t have more women than an Arabian prince. More like an Arabian gas station attendant.
Now Frank, your Mimi Rogers thing — they are frickin’ huge, man. And as far as the older women go, anyone seen Sela Ward? What a beautiful woman.