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Bucho
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Aging as the reason would account for too many, it’s just the normal flow of things, otherwise I’d still be cracking wood for Kathleen Turner. So if you count chicks that are still pretty fit but ain’t hot to me anymore Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow are at the top. I really don’t know why Gwyneth even ever did it for me but around the late 90s I was drooling over her. Nicole I can still see some of what I once lusted for but she just got too boring, maybe too mumsy and serious-actressy.

Britney also, but the reasons are pretty freakin’ obvious. Beyonce less so, I thought she was smokin 3 or 4 years back but now she’s boring too, just way over-pampered and over-managed image-wise.

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