Now, there are some older women who are on my Top 10 list (you know the one) … women like Mimi Rogers for one. Oh yeah, that’s right. I went there. Mimi Freakin’ Rogers! Her breasts are STILL freakin’ beautiful. Have you seen Door in the Floor? Look at them?!?!?!
As for falling out of lust, yeah Britney’s definitely on the top of that list right now. As for Carrie Fisher, I’d still do it. Gold bikini or not. Just so I could say, yeah, Carrie Fisher … I did her. But come on, there’s not a guy our collective ages who doesn’t want their significant other (or someone they’d rather be with) to do a bit of role-playing (a la Rachel in Friends) and do the Gold Bikini. Damned skippy.
Okay, I’m getting off my soapbox now. Feel like I’ve preached enough of the true gospel tonight. Y’all be good to yourselves.