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Bucho
Participant

“IVAN The Special Edition”

–Ask Ivan something personal and silly
Have you ever had a girl’s toe in your mouth?

–Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
Is space exploration worth spending billions on when people are starving?

–Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
What’s the most pieces of pizza you’ve ever eaten in one meal?

–Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
How much would someone have to pay you to drink your own urine?

All SOS’ers can and should add their own questions under the subject heading to the newbie. Be nice or Bucho will come and kick your ass in your sleep (due to the time difference from New Zealand)

Some people might call that cowardice, especially if you know that I’m just a big pussy. I prefer to think of it as heroic ninja tactics.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.