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Ivan
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Do you look at your poo after you go number two?
Of course…you never know what cool shapes or colors you might find

Do you think everyone in the world is somehow related to each other?
Yes, and with each new generation, we become more and more inbred.

Where’s the beef?
In my pants

Did you hear the story about the rock climber who had to chop his own arm off after it was trapped under a boulder? Did you laugh?
Ya. The guy’s name was Aaron Ralston or something like that. He rode his 15 minutes of fame for all he could. He deserved what he got, especially because any outdoorsman can tell you that you should always let folks know what your trip plan is and where you’ll be. And he didn’t use the buddy system, so he was well-fucked and far from home.