Rich you were so bad that everytime I think about your call I have to kill a chicken. Even deaf people were annoyed by your mindless jokes and amateur impressions. Pat Robertson called God and asked to have NC removed from the map because he found you so sinful and boring. In fact, I hear New Zealand is close to declaring war on the US just because of your lame ass phone calls. Word on the street is that you are so lame even Phil has stopped drinking.
Of course all of the above is opposite and only to be used for entertainment purposes.
NBLIANGW
BTW……Your “Ah-Nold” Christmas message was the stuff of sheer genius. That El Nacho bit damn near made me shat myself.