That American accent makes ’em drip like candle wax.
But… What if she was a robot? How long until ‘spam bots’ are a reality? She comes over, talks to you, makes you feel needed and interesting. Then, you see a flash. Something odd just happened and it made her left shoulder glow under the white blouse. Then, she says, “Would you like to purchase Viagra? Xanax? Metamucil? Underpants? Trojans? Weapons of Mass Destruction? Enimas? Sheisse Porn? XXX? Donkey Webcam?…”, until you just walk away.