You wanna know what my ringtone is? Search out Aphex Twin’s album I Care Because You Do, and look for Ventolin. You can find it on iTunes. Hear that annoying tone in the background? That’s my ringer, amplified by about 500%.
Now, why would I have such an annoying ringer? When I’m working in a store, I can’t hear my ringer, because either someone has music going too loud, or, in some stores, the air conditioner is right over your head. So if you’ve got all this shit going and someone’s talking to you, you can’t hear it. I can pick this sound out a mile away. I can be outside and I can hear this ringer. I can also be driving down the road with my windows down and the radio blaring and can still hear it.