Hey, fuck you buddy, you’re the one who constantly busts my ribs with your voicemails and forum post ejaculate. And I posted those flash cards with uncoolness plastered all over my cheeseball ass. And by ass I mean face.
Anyway dude, thanks. I’m just glad I could return the favour entertainment-wise at least once. Also, you’re the fourth person this week who’s told me that midget/broomstick thing. Is it the way I smell or something?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.