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If I had a 48 roomed house, you can bet I’d not pay for a $7,000 toy.

I’d pay for a Lohan lookalike escort 😀

Marriage would be out of the question though. After 5 months you find out that the attractive wife has a rather unattractive way of working through your staff, then demands 50% of everything when she leaves you for the gardner.

After typing all that, the $7,000 doll does’nt seem so bad.

No more headaches, plastic surgery (except to patch her up with a soldering iron after being a bit too rough), cars, shopping trips. 😯

If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.